icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one

lakidaa:

drparisa:

people who like my OCs

people who know who my OCs are

discowing:

freshmensalley:

“Batman” Russian Nesting Dolls

Katya Malkhova is the Russian graphic designer and photographer behind this fun collection of “Batman” inspired Russian nesting dolls. The chotchkies are neatly concealed within each doll. Open one up and find a smaller version of Batman inside. Hit the thumbs to check out these fresh “Batman” Russian nesting dolls in detail. [JayMug]

Like this Shortpacked comic, hahah.

almaasi:

uxiebunny:

IS A CHARACTER EVER SO ADORABLE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE THROWING A COMPLETE FIT AND FLIPPING TABLES AND THROWING THINGS AND SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE CUTE

kirkbonesspock:

[THINKS ABOUT KIRK AND SPOCK]

ishouldnotpokethehulk:

welcome to Supernatural

wizaords:

BY THE WAY STUDENTS THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE OF DYING IF YOU GO INTO THE WRONG CORRIDOR btw the stairs move randomly and were not giving you a map enjoy hogwarts the least safe school in the world

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

• LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
• ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
• LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
• ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
• LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
• ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

howtohavegaysubtext:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

Like looking into the face of god.

lordofthejohnlock:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

squilf:

#an accurate summary of their entire relationship

There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, its because I’m dead.